I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

EHEHEHEHEH

LOKI’D

2 months ago on 10 May 2014 @ 11:47pm 43 notes

art-of-swords:

Storta Sword

  • Dated: first quarter of the 17th Century
  • Culture: Italian
  • Place of Origin: Venice, Italy
  • Measurements: ovarall length 69.5cm

The sword has a curved, single and false-edged blade with double groove on the tang. The iron hilt has flat quillons bent toward the blade, engraved with geometrical motifs and ending with animal heads.

The guard is decorated en suite while the pommel is flat, ribbed and comes with the effigy of a face on one side. The wooden grip features iron wire binding. The moor’s heads is missing.

Source: Copyright © 2013 Czerny’s International Auction House S.R.L.

I’m sorry but this sword is hilarious. Look at the slightly appalled expression and the snake going “blllalllalala” with its tongue right into his face. OMG help I can’t breathe

10 months ago on 21 September 2013 @ 4:25am 455 notes

The entire plot of Thor 2, brought to you by Tom Hiddleston

loooool

» via  thorlokid   (originally  hiddlesy)
1 year ago on 24 July 2013 @ 9:50pm 38,717 notes

rebel-in-overalls:

Because everyone needs more baby bunnies in their lives.

Also, I spent time on the captions, you should look at them.

» via  nevaehs   (originally  rubyholler)
1 year ago on 24 June 2013 @ 4:11am 95,633 notes

BREAKING NEWS: GAME OF THRONES EPISODE FORCES PLANE TO MAKE EMERGENCY LANDING

A plane on route to the San Francisco International Airport tonight had to make an emergency landing when passengers watching pirated versions of the HBO series Game of Thrones began hyperventilating, screaming hysterically, and violently damaging their tray tables. The situation turned more volatile when an airline stewardess unintentionally spoiled the ending of the episode for the captain, after which he stormed out of the cockpit shouting obscenities, forcing his co-pilot to land the plane on his own.

“I’ve never seen something like this before,” said one passenger on the flight. She was sitting next to one of the victims. “One minute, the guy next to me is just watching a show on his laptop, then all of the sudden, he starts shouting ‘No way! No F**king way!’” According to the witness, the man then slammed his laptop shut and violently kicked the chair in front of him. “He just wouldn’t stop screaming. He wouldn’t stop shouting cuss words.”

Another witness reported a similar incident at the front of the plane. “This chick next to me just started freaking out” says Martin Lodge, 39. “She was sobbing and kept saying ‘why, why, why’. At first, I thought maybe her boyfriend had just broken up with her by email or something, but then I heard this guy at the back of the plane yell ‘no way! no f**king way!’ and I knew something was going on. But what really tripped me out was the lady behind me. She started laughing!”

That lady was Angelica George, 32, who says she would have given anything to have had a video camera. “This was one of the most hysterical things I’ve ever seen. I’m a huge Game of Thrones fan and I’ve read the books, so I know exactly what happened in tonight’s episode. I just couldn’t help but laugh at their reactions, especially when the captain ran into the cabin shouting “f**k you George RR Martin!”

After landing, the plane was unloaded quickly and the affected passengers and captain were rushed to a nearby emergency room where they were treated with oxygen, heat blankets, and a pint of Ben and Jerry’s Rocky Road Ice Cream.

There is no word yet on their condition.

» via  amymarie97   (originally  amymarie97)
1 year ago on 4 June 2013 @ 11:53am 2,599 notes

sycophancy:

lamonstera:

maxcapacity:

i was just getting mad about this a minute ago

Cannot be reblogged enough. 

truth.

» tagged   i can't  
» via  hail-d   (originally  norwegian-blue)
1 year ago on 25 May 2013 @ 4:25am 29,140 notes

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

1 year ago on 24 May 2013 @ 4:20am 322,491 notes
» via  paoroh   (originally  onkay-deactivated20140723)
1 year ago on 6 May 2013 @ 11:54pm 205 notes

rawrical:

tupawkward:

The Office deleted scene

I AM SCREAMING

1 year ago on 5 May 2013 @ 3:14am 3,114 notes

r-dart:

I saw this!

» via  psiqueheart   (originally  r-dart)
1 year ago on 24 January 2013 @ 6:40pm 392 notes